‘Toilet Tweets’ turns Trump’s Twitter sprees into paper gold

Amazon seller “Toilet Tweets” is currently selling toilet paper featuring a number of President Trump’s tweets.

The company describes the product as “a collection of ten of Donald Trump’s most flushable tweets printed throughout a roll of 2-ply toilet paper. No twitter feed is as deserving of being flushed, it’s tremendous. I’m hearing other toilet papers don’t even have words on them, SAD! This toilet paper has the best words.”

A single roll of President Trump’s toilet tweets retails for $12.99 on Amazon but is currently out of stock.

A few of the tweets included on the rolls include:

“This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!” Trump tweeted on Election Day 2012.

“Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow? – if so, will he become my new best friend?” Trump asked in June 2013.

“What I am saying is stay out of Syria,” Trump said in September 2013.

“Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?” Trump asked in June 2014.

“Sorry, @Rosie is a mentally sick woman, a bully, a dummy, and above all, a loser. Other than that she is just wonderful!” Trump declared in December 2014.

This is the first product by Toilet Tweets.