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'Humanity Must Outgrow The Childish Idea Of God,' Says Man Wearing 'My Little Pony' T-Shirt

Local atheist activist and mall cell phone salesman Mick Delano theorizes that humanity evolved the idea of God and religion to help control society, but he believes this idea is now a childish fairy tale that is long overdue for mankind to abandon. 

The 33-year-old man relayed these advanced philosophical concepts to the owner of a local comic book store as he wore a T-shirt featuring his favorite characters from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
"We will one day mature past the ridiculous, juvenile concept of religion," said the man who watches Japanese cartoons in his mom's basement all day. "We must cast off the ridiculous idea that there is some all-powerful sky fairy. I mean, what are we, 7 years old?"
"By the way, do you think Batman would beat Iron Man in a fight? I mean, Bruce Wayne's pretty resourceful, but Stark just has so much technology," he said as an aside. "Personally, I think if Batman had enough advanced notice and could set up his traps and gadgets and stuff then there's no way Iron Man would win. Batman in one of his specially designed suits? No contest, my good man, no contest." The pair then got in a spirited debate as to who the best Batman was, with both of them eventually agreeing that Kevin Conroy's performance in Batman: The Animated Series is still unmatched.
"Anyway, yeah, God is an idea for toddlers, not serious grown-ups," he scoffed before heading to the other side of the store to browse the latest Magic: The Gathering singles.
At publishing time, Delano called his mom to pick him up so he could go home and binge watch another season of Dragon Ball Z.

8 comments:

  1. Well long before we discard the idea of God we NEED to forget about "the state" replacing him. The state usually turns into an entity we more consider "the devil"; usually because men who do not believe in God come to control the state.

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  2. HE HAS A VALID POINT
    ALL THESE SO CALLED ADULTS THAT BELIEVE IN MAKE BELIEVE...
    WHAT A FUCKIN JOKE!!!!
    HOW GULLIBLE CAN YOU BE LOSER??

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  3. Looks like he's smoking some serious weed dudes!

    Serious weed, leads to serious thoughts, but only if you stay conscious...this guy looks high enough to pass out.

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  4. Athiests have only blind faith that nothing awaits on the other side of the grave.

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    1. It is good that the word "God" only has three letters or you wouldn't be able to spell it correctly either. "blind faith"? There is no other kind of faith. Faith means having an belief in something that doesn't exist, a belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. Go ahead, prove to me that there is a God.

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  5. If we keep f**king thing up God May Outgrow The Childish Idea Of Humanity.

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