‘Keep up the good work’! David Hogg wants people to leave these ‘banks that are bad on guns’ for his birthday, EPIC backfire ensues
For anybody willing to base their financial decisions on the whims of David Hogg, he’s let them know what he wants for his birthday:
Today's my birthday!
All I want today is for everyone who reads this to leave Chase Bank or Wells Fargo and call them at
Case:1-800-935-9935
Wells Fargo: 1-800-357-6675
Say your leaving because they give money to gun manufacturers.
Thanks
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More info on banks that are bad and least bad on guns nytimes.com/2019/04/04/bus…
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Are many taking on Hogg as their financial adviser? It wouldn’t appear so — at least, not yet:
Here's how JPMorgan and Wells Fargo are doing so far today. Keep up the good work it seems to be very effective.
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At last check, those banks were still in business.
“Hello yes I am a teenager. Your bank is bad.”
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20,000 likes x $6.23 average account balance for David Hogg followers = $124,600 in assets lost. Brutal day.
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"Cancel it."
"It doesn't look like you have an existing account with us sir."
"Just cancel it. I don't like guns."
[fake typing noises] "It's... cancelled sir."
"Thanks. Now I need to call the New York Times and cancel my subscription again."
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Me: "Hello bank, I'm leaving."
Bank: "OK, your auto loan balance is $15,000. We accept cashier's checks."
Me: "..."
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LOL. And the backfire is building:
Think I'll just use my Chase Sapphire Reserve card to buy Chick Fil A today instead.
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Call Chase to increase my credit limit and buy more assault rifles. Got it.
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I was planning on leaving one of the banks you mentioned but will now stay since they support gun manufacturers
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I’m going to open more accounts with my Wells Fargo!
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Also, a minor point:
Harvard accepting kids who use the wrong "your", how far the standards have slipped
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Maybe he’ll learn that at Harvard.
Hog is Lord of the ringholes
ReplyDeleteThe idea is dumb-as-a-hogg.
ReplyDeletelol lil hogg has no following in spite of his attempts. why doesn't he caLL call it a day and disappear.
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