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Take a MILLION seats! Alyssa Milano tries picking a Bible-verse-fight with Marco Rubio and it goes SOOOO very wrong

If you follow Marco Rubio at all you know the good senator is prone to sharing various Bible verses on his timeline. Honestly, it’s a nice break from a lot of the gaslighting and virtue-signaling we see from other elected officials (looking at you, AOC, Ilhan, Rashida, Sheldon, Eric, Ted L., Cory, Kamala, Beto, Adam, Dianne, Nancy, Chuck, etc. etc.).
Rely on the mighty LORD;
constantly seek his face. Recall the wondrous deeds he has done,his signs,and his words of judgment

1 Chronicles 16:11-12

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Nice verse, right?
Rely on God, trust him … definitely a tweet a lot of people could benefit from while reading through the sludge that is Twitter.
So of course, the Queen of Sludge herself, Alyssa Milano, had to try and pick a fight with Rubio with another Bible verse.
Thus says the Lord of hosts: Render true judgments, show kindness and mercy to one another; do not oppress the widow, the orphan, the alien, or the poor; and do not devise evil in your hearts against one another.
-Zechariah 7:9-10

Practice the Bible you preach, @marcorubio. https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1141287159837659136 

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While Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has hands down the most annoying and easily mocked account on Twitter, Alyssa is definitely in the top five.
Maybe the top three.
Other folks broke out their handy dandy ‘Hollywood Bible’:
“Thus sayeth the Hollywood bible - take in the widows, orphans, aliens and poor, but just not in my neighborhood and keep them the hell away from the mansion I bought with all the money I made playing pretend.”

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And honestly, it just got worse from there.
Let me tell you. One of my favorite things in the world is when people who don't read the Bible pluck verses out of a Google search and use them as political weapons
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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin,-Monty Python and the Holy Grial
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I find it interesting you quote this verse and yet believe killing the unborn is an acceptable choice.
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How many people have you let move in your home? When did you go on a mission trip? Do you expect others to do it all? I didn't have money like you, but I volunteered to help kids several days a week. The church I went to helped an orphanage in Mexico. Are you too busy?
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C’mon man, someone has to be on Twitter writing stupid things. If not Alyssa then who?!
Please don’t ask her to try and comprehend anything, we’ll be here all day.
You support killing innocent babies in the womb at any time, for any reason--the evil shedding of innocent blood.
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Almost.
Welp, Alyssa, this went well.

Aces!

1 comment:

  1. Little Narco Rubio got so excited as a result of this incident he broke out and recreated his Chippendale dance routine. Macho Macho man! Where do the PTB dig up these freaks?

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