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That's NOT the horoscope you wanted to read! Unearthed chart from 1979 branding Leos 'vain bullies' and Sagittarians 'drunks' with no talent leaves Twitter users in stitches with its VERY damning takes on the signs (11 Pics)

A bizarre list of horoscopes allegedly from 1979 has resurfaced on Twitter - and stirred up quite a furore.
The controversial list reads more like a list of insults than a typical prediction of someone's future based on their zodiac sign.
It was shared by Twitter user Wendy, 19, believed to be from the US, who captioned it: '1979 horoscope I am f****** begging you to read this.' The source of the horoscopes has not been verified.

Her tweet went viral, notching up 231,000 retweets, more than 489,500 likes and nearly 10,000 comments.
The controversial list, shared to Twitter, reads more like a list of insults than a typical prediction of someone's future based on their zodiac sign
The controversial list, shared to Twitter, reads more like a list of insults than a typical prediction of someone's future based on their zodiac sign
The horoscopes begin with Aquarius, and start off on a relatively positive note, praising their 'inventive mind' and tendency to be 'progressive'.
It then launches into a more brutal description, claiming people born between January 20 and February 18 'lie a great deal' and 'make the same mistakes repeatedly' because they're 'stupid'. 
Pisces are described as having 'a vivid imagination' which leads them to suspect they're being 'followed by the FBI or CIA'.
The horoscope accuses them of 'flaunting their power' and 'lacking confidence', branding them a 'dips***'.
Aries people also come in for a bruising, with the 'scope branding them 'quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice', and concluding: 'You are a p****.'
The horoscopes were shared by Twitter user Wendy, 19, believed to be from the US, who captioned it: '1979 horoscope I am f****** begging you to read this'
The horoscopes were shared by Twitter user Wendy, 19, believed to be from the US, who captioned it: '1979 horoscope I am f****** begging you to read this'
Taureans get off more lightly; they are labelled 'practical and persistent' with 'dogged determination to work like hell', while Geminis are 'quick and intelligent thinkers'.
The Gemini horoscope claims people like them because they are 'bi-sexual' and chastises them for being 'inclined to expect too much for too little'. 
According to the 'scopes, every person in prison is a Cancerean, while 'most Leos are bullies, vain and can't tolerate honest criticism'.
Virgos are apparently 'good bus drivers' but often 'fall asleep' during sex, while Libras are 'artistic types' that 'die of veneral disease'. 
Scorpios don't fare much better; they are branded 'the worst of the lot'. It reads: 'You are a perfect son of a b****. Most Scorpios are murderers.'
Hundreds of people commented on the savage descriptions. One tweeted: 'I cannot STOP reading this, over and over again, like a dire form of self punishment. Breathtaking.'
Hundreds of people commented on the savage descriptions. One tweeted: 'I cannot STOP reading this, over and over again, like a dire form of self punishment. Breathtaking.'
The horoscopes conclude by claiming all Sagittarians are 'drunks' and 'not worth the time of day', while Capricorns are 'basically a chickens***'.
Hundreds of people commented on the savage descriptions. One tweeted: 'I cannot STOP reading this, over and over again, like a dire form of self punishment. Breathtaking.'
Another wrote: 'The only decent one is Virgo so you know a p***** off Virgo wrote this. Anyways, I'm now a Pimp Daddy and will be taking applications.'
'Damn they went hard on my Capricorns,' commented another, while one joked: 'I am a Leo. Candid assessment.' 

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